Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Evil Republican Cocksuckers Update

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This picture says it all: He's toast.

(Most links( and the picture) stolen from blah3 and atrios and cursor...visit them for the full scoop)

It's a mixed day of emotions today as I check upon the status of the corrupt politicians that keep the proletariat down and suck the wealth out of this country for their own selfish interests and...oops. I forgot that the key to blogging these days is to be aloof. My bad. Anyway, before I get too carried away with a political tirade, let's check the status of a few Republican cocksuckers shall we?

First up is Tom De Lay, who was indicted today for being a lying cocksucker. Here's the scoop:

"AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - The second-ranking Republican in the U.S. House of
Representatives, Majority Leader Tom DeLay, was indicted on Wednesday on a
felony campaign-finance charge and temporarily stepped down from his
The powerful Republican, nicknamed "The Hammer" for his reputation as a
tough party enforcer, could face up to two years in prison if convicted on the
charge handed up by the Travis County grand jury in the Texas state capital,
DeLay was indicted on a single conspiracy charge tied to illegal
fund-raising activities by Texans for a Republican Majority, or TRMPAC, a
political action committee he created, the Travis County District Attorney's
office said."

Check the link for the rest. Let's hope he's convicted and he get's to chill in jail for 2 years.
I doubt he will, but one can dream I suppose.

Next up on the Evil Republican cocksucker watch (patent pending) is Bill Frist who is currently under investigation for (basically) insider trading. Here's the deal:

"Sept. 28 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist faces a
near-term ordeal unwelcome to anyone, particularly an ambitious politician: an
official probe into his personal financial dealings by the U.S. Securities and
Exchange Commission.
The SEC authorized a formal order of investigation of
Frist's sale in June of HCA Inc. shares, people with direct knowledge of the
inquiry said yesterday. The order allows the agency's enforcement unit to
subpoena documents and compel witnesses to testify, said the people, who asked
not to be identified because the order hasn't been made public. "

Now, this doesn't insure his downfall, but it is interesting to note that the second most powerful Republican in the House and the Republican Senate Majority leader are both being investigated for corruption. My mom used to say: "You can often judge people by the company they keep" and I say "All Republicans are evil cocksuckers" so I'm sure you get the picture here.

Let's hope they both go to jail and they get sodomized repeatedly until their respective colons burst and they writhe on the jail cell floor as their excrement slowly poisons them from the inside until they slip from this mortal coil and begin their descent into hell where they can take turns suckling the gleaming nipples of Ronald Reagan whilst fellatiating William Rehnquist's flaccid penis as Satan drops huge flaming turds onto their pasty white chests for the rest of eternity. Anything less would be unacceptable and you know I'm right.

Also, that evil fuck Michael "Drownie" Brown did some testifying today.

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That sign is an insult to everyone who died on his "watch".

The short version of Drownie's defense is that basically, it was the Democrat's fault FEMA had such a poor response to the NOLA debacle. He blames Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco (both Dem's) for his own incompetence. Here's an article to read. What a cocksucker.

So yo, I had an idea on how to fund the reconstruction of those hit by the hurricanes of the last few weeks:
Let's handcuff Michael Brown to a bicycle rack and charge citizens say, five dollars, to kick him in the nuts (or ten dollars for a kick to the skull). We'll take this act on the road and stop at every major city in the U.S. until we raise enough money or he dies from massive trauma and internal bleeding. Either way, it'd be a perfect way to help those afflicted by the hurricanes and that way we wouldn't have to worry about making innocent people suffer for the incompetence of others. The blood of Michael Brown can help soothe the wounds of our nation like balm.
Call your Senators and representatives and tell them to support my plan.
That is all for now.

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